For the uninitiated, Mystery Science Theater 3000 was a TV show wherein a guy and his robot buddies made fun of terrible movies. With this simple premise and a lot of brilliant creativity, the show taught me 13 valuable life lessons that I explore in this zine.

An amazing true story of my youth. The Blue Flame was an evil spirit, the stuff of legend, which my best friend and I encountered one summer.

A Craigslist Casual Encounters odyssey, in three parts. Mostly humorous responses to a duplicitous W4M ad that I posted, plus an interesting interview with a Casual Encounters user.

THE BEST AND WORST OF THE BOSTON CURSE
March 2007 || 12 pages | 5.5" x 8.5" | B&W | photocopied

In the early '80s, numerous hardcore bands from Boston, after releasing maybe one or two hardcore albums, abandoned that form for hard rock or heavy metal. I decided to reexamine a few of these much-derided records. Covers DYS, the F.U.'s, Jerry's Kids, Gang Green, and SSD.

HOT MILK #1
July 2003 || 22 pages | 7" x 8.5" | B&W | photocopied

Five interviews: Mike Doucet (In Dying Days), Chris Colohan (Cursed), Jon Clark (the A-Team), Jeff Lambert (QCHC.com, xRADICAL ATTACKx) and Dave Boucher (Montreal promoter). Retroactively included in the Hot Milk imprint.